Tag Archives: humor

Writing the Evil Sorcerer

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Themon

Q: How many evil sorcerers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One — he holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves around him. After reviewing chapters from several first-time authors writing epic fantasy novels, I’ve … Continue reading →

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Chick-Fil-A and the Demise of Civilization

Posted on August 5, 2012 by Themon

Yesterday I had a great day in the yard — the weather here has turned glorious after a brutally hot summer with forest fires everywhere — and ended the day by calling friends and family. None of whom picked up. … Continue reading →

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Phlebosophy 101

Posted on April 7, 2012 by Themon

  A while back I took my wife to the hospital for a CAT scan. After we checked in at the front desk, we waited in a room where my wife talked to a nice young man who tagged and … Continue reading →

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Blue Triangles

Posted on April 1, 2012 by Themon

A week ago last Thursday, Marta broke her foot. Most people who know me nod sagely when I tell them this. “You had a hammer in your hip pocket,” they say. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m getting … Continue reading →

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Hail, Vacuus!

Posted on April 1, 2012 by Themon

I see that everyone else is having profound conversion experiences this April 1, so I’ve decided to join the herd — always the joiner, that’s me — and give up Druidry for something empty. As in, completely empty. I’ve decided … Continue reading →

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