Australian Faith and Liverwurst

The Fleur de Lyeth “proprietary blend” is gone — the last third went into the sink. Some might consider that a sin. Mea culpa. Now, moving on….

The next wine is from The Cellar, their March offering (yes, I picked it up ‘way late). It’s a Shiraz (that’s the grape) from St. Hallett of the Barossa of Australia, a wine they call their 2011 Faith. I actually opened it on Thursday, two days ago.

Thursday was a tough day. When I went to bed on Wednesday, I was a bit uncomfortable between the legs, and poking around, I felt something that scared the living crap out of me. Women are supposed to check their breasts, men their testicles. But they never tell you exactly what you’re looking for.

So I didn’t sleep much. I got an appointment with the doctor on Thursday afternoon, and it turns out to be a Nada Grande — a Big Nothing, a very-typical-in-men-your-age Big Nothing. These are the hypochondriacal pangs of aging, so stand warned, you young whippersnappers. You’ve got a lot to look forward to.

When I came home, I opened the Faith to celebrate. Maybe it was the stress and lack of sleep, maybe it really was the wine, but the first whiff of the bottle was not a fragrance, nor even an odor, but a reek. Liverwurst. If you think green bell pepper doesn’t belong in a wine, liverwurst doesn’t belong anywhere near the bottle, much less in the bottle. I actually was foolish enough to pour a bit and taste it, and it was a cacophony of horrible off-flavors. Ack.

I screwed the cap back on — a footnote, here, more and more wineries are turning to screw caps. The cork that has traditionally been used for corking the bottle comes from the underlayer of the bark of the cork tree, which grows only in Portugal. And there isn’t a lot left. For a while wineries switched to recycled cork, a mixture of some polymer and bits of authentic cork, and a lot of other vineyards went to straight plastic, but the increasing trend is the screw-top. We’re starting to see screw-tops on even the top-end wines.

I screwed the cap back on, and uncorked a Fleur de Lyeth Cabernet — another of my own random choices from Wilbur’s — and it poked me in the mouth with both green bell and jalapeño peppers, at three or four times the intensity of the blend that went down the sink. Ack.

So I did the smart thing and uncapped a Sam Adams. That tasted just fine.

Palates go south. All the senses do. I remember days back when I played the violin a lot, where every note I played — or heard — sounded flat. It didn’t matter if the note was actually sharp: it still sounded flat. I don’t really know what is the best thing to do when that happens. A professional would learn to compensate and soldier on. My strategy has always been to step away from the whole mess and get a good night’s sleep. So far, it’s always been back to normal the next day.

So I hadn’t gotten around to the Faith again until today. I just now uncapped it, and tentatively sniffed, and this time it smells like wine. Not liverwurst. That’s a good start.

The color is a deep purple typical of a Shiraz. Not the blood-red vampire memoir ink color of the last one, but a cherry red edging toward purple. I tasted the wine, gingerly, and it was really, really “hot,” which — to me — means it’s chock-full of compounds related to fermentation: aldehydes, ketones, and all the other volatile hydrocarbons that taste like floor cleaner. Fumes go up your nose and burn. Hot.

Did I ever mention that I’m kind of stupidly persistent?

I poured a glass through my $25 aerator. The Cellar’s notes on this wine — on all their reds, so far — say that it “needs air.” One way to do this is to pour the wine into a decanter and let it sit for a day or two. The quicker way is to slap an aerator on the bottle and just pour. The next sip of aerated wine suggested the wine was actually drinkable.

Sometimes, stupid persistence pays off.

After thorough aeration, it (now) has a good Shiraz nose, very fruity, with a pleasant fragrance that smells floral, but like a fruit blossom rather than a woman’s perfume. It’s not as tart as some Shiraz I’ve had, and I like that — Shiraz can be a pucker-fest, sometimes. Full fruit flavor, almost too much. This one has a medium-length finish, where the tartness and the alcohol evaporate and leave a sharp — pleasantly sharp — memory of sour cherries that slowly fades. I experience some puckering, and it leaves my mouth feeling dry.

Overall, I’d call this at best a very touchy wine that needs — not wants, but needs — some thorough aeration before you even want to sniff around it. Even after that, it’s too tart for my taste buds. Not a keeper.

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Wining a Little

When we moved last summer, I needed to pick up a six-pack of beer and happened to pass through a major intersection where a young man stood in the baking sun, jittering as though he was high on meth (or was being electrocuted) while spinning, flipping, waving, and otherwise calling attention to a big sign advertising The Cellar. A wine store.

Never one to pass up serendipity when it slaps me in the face, I visited The Cellar, and fell to talking with the owner, who had just started a Wine Club. You give him your credit card number, and he picks a wine every month and bills you for it. If you like it, you can buy more at the discounted price of the Club. Why not? I signed up for the $15 “Silver” plan.

Truth is, I’ve tried $25 and even $40 bottles of wine, and it was a waste of both money and wine. I actually had a single glass from a $200 bottle once — I was on a business trip with two corporate Vice Presidents who were impressing and being impressed by another corporate Vice President from DuPont — and that was a good wine. I was all of twenty six years old, and had no idea what I drinking. It was red, it was delicious, and I managed to (somehow) stay sober enough to keep my mouth shut at the table. I wouldn’t mind receiving a case of that, whatever it was, as a Christmas gift. But I generally find my favorites in the under-$15 range.

Anyway, every month when I go in to pick up a new wine at The Cellar, the owner asks, “So how did you like the last wine?” Usually, not so much. After a month, however, I don’t even remember the type of wine, much less what I did or didn’t like about it. That isn’t really fair.

So I think I’m going to start wining a little on this blog, as a counterpoint to whining about the fall of Western Civilization and all that. After all, the whole problem with watching civilization flush itself is that a lot — a lot — of really cool stuff goes with it. One example of which is truly excellent, inexpensive wine.

It’s worth saying that I’m an absolute amateur when it comes to wine. A total tyro. A bloody beer drinker. So any true connoisseurs out there can just keep quiet and let me embarrass myself in peace. Which I intend to do without restraint or further apology.

At the moment, I have open a Fleur De Lyeth (that’s the winery, located in Saint Helena, CA), something they call their 2011 “A proprietary California red wine.” They don’t have a single word about what kind of grape is in it. I suppose that’s covered in the “proprietary” part.

I opened it yesterday, and I don’t like it much more today than I did yesterday.

Incidentally, this is NOT a wine from The Cellar. This is something I picked up blindly on a “wines for under $12″ random tour of Wilbur’s, and I chose it because I liked the label. Period.

The first thing you notice about a wine is the smell.

Well, no, that’s not true at all. The first thing you notice about a wine is the price, and the size of the bottle, and the label. And the second thing you notice is the color. Usually red, or pale yellow, or somewhere in-between. This one is a dark enough red to dip in a quill and write your sparkly-vampire memoirs with it. I like the dark red wines.

So the third thing you notice is the smell. That’s “fragrance,” unless the wine is really awful, in which case you can call it the “odor.” The connoisseurs use the term “nose,” which skirts around the question of whether it was a “good nose” or a “bad nose” (I’m thinking of Dorothy upon meeting the White Wine Witch of the North) unless you happen to be in the company of Cyrano de Bergerac, in which case referring to the “nose” of anything is asking for a fat lip.

This nose is complicated. There’s something distinctly floral in it that overwhelms the underlying smell — sorry, “fragrance” — of grapes. Something dry and slightly pungent, like a floral perfume. I wish I knew my flowers, but I don’t. Well, that’s not entirely true: there’s Rose, everyone knows that one, and then Mirabilis (we had a big bush in the back yard when I was growing up) and Baby’s Breath (cloying and bitter) and Chrysanthemum (the vegetable equivalent of body odor) and Sweet William (the vegetable equivalent of a fudge-chocolate brownie covered with almond sauce.) I don’t know this flower. One of the dry, pungent ones.

I don’t like to mix perfume with wine. It’s like kissing a woman on the neck and getting a mouthful of Eau de Something-From-A-Small-Bottle. Of course, it is wine (or kissing a woman on the neck) so you don’t let that slow you down. But you can’t help thinking about gargling a few ounces of whiskey to clear the tongue.

Sure enough, the first flavor that hits me is green bell pepper, which simply does not belong in a wine of any color. Well, maybe a green wine. I’ve never tried a green wine.

After the bite of green pepper passes, the blend is very, very smooth. It doesn’t burn or pucker the way some Merlots do, and it isn’t a punch in the mouth with fruit flavors. Not tart, not sweet. Just smooth. And, unfortunately, with no “finish” to speak of. One of the best parts about a rich wine is when it stays on your tongue afterward, filling your head with fragrances (not odors) and flavors (not tastes) and memories of places you’ve never been and things you’ve never done. They call that the “finish.”

Alas, this wine just … vanishes. A flash of green pepper, utter smoothness, and then … nothing. Your mouth tastes like mouth.

Now that I’m a little deeper into the bottle, the Pinot grape is coming out strongly, which explains all of this. Pinot always reminds me a little of bubble-gum, which is at the stale end of the floral fragrance I started with. I watched the movie (or “film”) Sideways, and went through a brief Pinot phase. It didn’t last very long. I’m not a big fan of Pinots.

I saw Fleur de Lyeth all over the shelves at Wilbur’s so I’ll probably want to try some of their other grapes or blends at some point. But this one isn’t on my keeper list.

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The Elders

I commented on someone else’s blog a few weeks back that my personal concern for the future was not so much survival, as end-of-life. I remarked that I see elder care getting infinitely worse as the US empire slowly declines; when my turn comes ’round, I’ll probably have to take my ending into my own hands.

I got this response from a fellow in Finland.

I often feel astonished when reading these comments. You are so lonely over there in America. It is same as with our own overeducated, liberal burghers here. Themon mentioned “taking matters to his own hands” considering his old age, because your governmental pension system is collapsing. What has government to do with this? I understand from his comment that he has many sons. Is it not responsibility of his children to take care of him, when he is old?

Of course it is. And of course it isn’t.

We’ve recently had to say good-bye to an elderly friend. I used to take her to the movies every couple of weeks, and we’d discuss the acting and plot at length on the way home. My wife had been her daily phone contact, medical power of attorney, and general-purpose guardian angel. Our friend has no children, and her three sisters are scattered throughout the southwestern US, all at least a thousand miles distant.

The old dear is moving rapidly now into full senile dementia. Call it Alzheimer’s. She has trouble remembering the names of her sisters. In a few days, or weeks, or months, she will forget about us. She will gradually lose control of her bladder, and her bowels. She will be unable to walk without falling, and falls will result in life-threatening gashes, broken bones, and internal bleeding, so she will be confined to a wheelchair. If she lives long enough, she will forget her own name.

She’s at one of the difficult stages right now: belligerent, obstinate, argumentative, and paranoid. It’s understandable. It seems to her that we are all conspiring against her, because she cannot remember the discussions held in her presence, and remembers with crystal clarity conversations that never occurred. These memories change constantly. Her self-awareness and judgement are compromised. She thinks she is perfectly capable of taking care of herself, just as she always has, yet has no idea where the bloody gash on her arm came from, or the bandage — and she’s likely as not to just rip it off and invite sepsis.

It is appropriate that her sisters take over her care. So we’ve relinquished powers-of-attorney. Traded phone numbers. Briefed and debriefed.

Shed tears and said good-bye.

We recognize the patterns, because we went through it with my father from 2004 to early 2009. He was once a professional surveyor — he laid in highway tunnels bored blindly through solid rock from both sides of the mountain, to meet in the middle, and climbed those mountains to set up his theodolite. He was one of the first computer programmers in the State of Wyoming. When I was young, he taught me elementary cryptanalysis, morse code, woodworking, bookbinding, a bit about electronics and ham radio. He gave me my love for classical music.

Toward the end, changing the batteries in his television remote control was too complicated for him. He began to introduce me to the staff as his brother. He forgot his wife of forty-five years — she passed in 2000 – and would often scowl in a puzzled way and ask me if he’d been married.

The needs of an elder in such a decline eventually exceed the capabilities of the most devoted children. My wife and I took my father to lunch and the grocery store until he could no longer manage the trip. Soon after that, any kind of outing — a drive to the mountains, or a lake — confused and terrified him. Loss of bowel control made any trip a potential for unpleasant humiliation. When he got out of bed in the middle of the night and fell and broke a hip during his last year, it took two strong men to lift him from the floor: my wife and I together could not have managed it, nor should we have tried. He needed substantially more care — different care — than the two of us could give.

Such care costs money. At the very end, we were paying over seven thousand dollars per month for his room and board. [1] Over eighty-four thousand dollars per year. We managed the costs by selling his house, the house he’d raised my sister and me in. Had that money run out — had he lived another year — we would have had no choice but to let him fall back on government assistance as an indigent.

We could not care for him, and could not afford to pay others to care for him.

People who have not been through this, who speak glibly about children caring for their elders, have no idea what they are talking about.

There are limited solutions to the problem of old people who are past their years of usefulness. Let me list them, just for the record:

  1. Bring Out ‘Cher Daid — from the skit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Adult children simply look the other way while someone clubs their useless parents and throws them on a cart. Or the children do the clubbing themselves, if they’ve the stomach for it.
  2. The Kevorkian Plan — we cultivate a national attitude, and perhaps even a new religion, that glorifies suicide. We make lethal drugs and suicide assistance readily available to the old, cross our fingers, and hope that enough of them will do the right thing when the time comes. Otherwise, we have to club them.
  3. The Natural Plan — we bring back smallpox and plague, and let God take the elderly and the weak the way He apparently intended. Or, as a variant, we could cut off all medical aid to anyone over the age of, say, eighty. Maybe seventy-five, to be safe. Or we could simply let the elderly and the handicapped die of neglect if they can’t take care of themselves. Survival of the fit, and all that.
  4. The Capitalist Plan –  “let the market take care of it.” That’s exactly how things are done in Colombia, where my wife’s father lives and is now tipping into senile dementia. Options for an elder in Colombia are personal wealth, followed by family, followed by the street. Personal wealth (unless it is vast) will run out if you live too long, so this places many families in the dilemma I described above: unable to provide care, and unable to afford to pay others for the care. This was also the norm in the London of Charles Dickens’ time.
  5. The Socialist Plan — we recognize this as a community problem and deal with it as a community, specifically by  contributing our means to help care for other people’s elders.

Unless one is a psychopath, the first three options are intolerable, and they are morally justifiable – if at all – only in the most brutal sorts of raw survival scenarios.

The fourth option is empty talk. In a society where wealth is plentiful and broadly distributed, it could perhaps be reasonably argued by reasonable people. In our society as it exists right now, this is merely whitewash for one of the first three options. Far less than one percent of our population has the kind of personal or family wealth that allows them to drop eighty-four thousand dollars a year on end-of-life care. The marketplace mandates the murder of those who live too long, and destroys their families in the process. In the words of Dickens’ Ebenezer Scrooge, “They’d rather die than go to the workhouses and prisons? Then let them be quick about it, and rid the earth of excess population.”

The fifth option is the one that all all pre-modern societies adopted and lived by. The elders are a community resource, and a community problem, and everyone contributes to their care. It is the model that this country accepted until very recently.

For examples of the fifth option, we can go all the way back to the tradesmen’s confréries, or brotherhoods, in the fourteenth century at the dawn of modern capitalism; scarcely a time of any imaginable kind of nanny state. Or we can look at the “mutual aid societies” of the nineteenth century, such as the Odd Fellows or the Benevolent Protective Order of Elks. We  can even look at modern auto, home, life, or health insurance. They all run on the same basic principles:

  1. Everyone contributes, irrespective of need.
  2. Everyone (once vested) benefits, irrespective of contributions.

Another way of putting this is:

  1. From each, according to ability.
  2. To each, according to need.

Some people may recognize this as the (stated) foundational principle of the old Soviet Worker’s Paradise, but it predates the Soviets by thousands of years. It’s an example of what is more generally called a “hedge,” which is — as the word implies — a kind of fence or barrier against ill-fortune. One of the earliest examples I can think of is in the Bible, where the captive Joseph, son of Jacob, son of Isaac, son of Abraham of Ur interprets Pharaoh’s dream of the starving cattle to mean that a famine is coming, and advises him to build granaries to store seven years of grain for the lean years. The granaries are a hedge, and Joseph is serving as an actuary — the person who figures the odds and determines how much to store, and for how long.

The United States has a perfectly functional way of doing this at the national level: it’s called Social Security.

Social Security is nothing new, and nothing unusal. It is the Pharaoh’s granaries, the weavers’ confrérie, or the Odd Fellows Society on a national scale. It is a hedge against the infirmities of old age. It has worked extremely well, not for merely seventy-some years, but in varying forms for many centuries.

As a national hedge, Social Security has some significant advantages over the older (and smaller) aid societies and brotherhoods.

First, membership is — with a few exceptions — mandatory, and dues are scaled to income. This makes its risk pool — a technical term for the group of people covered — stable and vast, and size alone reduces overall risk. A local Odd Fellows’ chapter with one hundred members  might be able to support one centennarian in a nursing home, but not two. A larger Odd Fellows’ chapter with 1000 members would probably never face the issue of having twenty centennarians at the same time. Social Security, with over a hundred million members, will never face the problem two million centennarians – at least, not with the current state of medicine.

Second, Social Security is transparent, unlike private brotherhoods. The townhome I used to own had its entire capital fund stolen by its management company years before I moved in, after which the owner of the management company downed a fifth of whiskey and drove his car into the local reservoir. Most people are aware of how corporate retirement funds were pilfered by their corporate and union officers during the last decades of the last century. Do I even need to bring up Bernie Maddoff or Goldman Sachs? Social Security isn’t immune to pilfering, but the thief is Congress, and the theft is open for all to see.

Third, gaming Social Security is a federal crime against the government, and a portion of Social Security contributions goes to policing fraud. Gaming a private fund is merely being a clever fellow, assuming the fund managers even detect the fraud. In a small fund, like our townhouse association fund, there may not even be enough money for an annual audit, much less fraud prosecution for those who profit by gaming it.

Social Security does have some downsides, but they don’t include any of the bilge that comes out of the current so-called ”national discussion” about Social Security. The wealthy do not now, and will never pay for Social Security, nor benefit significantly: it is entirely about working people bearing the costs of working people. Illegal aliens aren’t eligible for Social Security: it takes ten years of contributions to become vested in the program. The “welfare mother driving a Lexus” myth is something I addressed a long time ago in a different post. The “Congress has stolen the trust fund” myth is untrue. Calling Social Security a Ponzi scheme betrays complete ignorance of what a Ponzi scheme is, as well as how Social Security works. The “Social Security is going broke” myth is something I believed through my younger years, but only because I never bothered to look into the matter. It isn’t going broke, and never will. What it does need is a 2% course-correction now so that it doesn’t face a temporary and partial (but serious) problem twenty years from now.

The latest conceit to come out of Washington is the “we can’t afford it” bleat. Given the alternatives — such as clubbing our elders and throwing them in a mass grave — I have to ask, how can we not afford it? Right now, 15.3% of our total US working wage is going into maintaining our non-working elders, the disabled, and public health. This needs to rise to 17.3% to ensure stable benefits for the next seventy-five years. Can we not afford eighteen percent? Twenty percent? Twenty-five percent? Even fifty percent?

As an alternative to pushing our elders off the roof, of course we can afford this. Only a psychopath would claim otherwise.

Yet we are having this psychopathic national conversation that eighteen percent is “too much.” People in Washington are able to say with a straight face, over and over, that we have absolutely no choice but to make deep cuts in our entitlement programs.

This is bullshit.

Now, Social Security does have some big problems, but no one is talking about those problems because they are far too scary for people to even admit they exist.

The first real problem is the US economy — and the world economy — as a whole. You’ll hear two things from economists about the current economy. First, you’ll hear that it’s improving, right on schedule. On the heels of that, you’ll hear that it’s “puzzlingly sluggish.” Unpacking that could get complex, but I’m going to cut right to the chase: the real economy is flat or shrinking, and the only “economy” that is improving is the numbers game on Wall Street. That is, the only growth the US economy is actually experiencing is in financial bubbles.

That isn’t exactly true, but it’s a lot truer than most anything else you’ll hear.

This has two direct consequences for Social Security.

The first consequence is that Social Security contributions, which are based on wage income, which is based on real jobs in the real economy, are going flat or declining. All of the actuarial predictions for Social Security project growth in contributions based on a growing economy. Those predictions are flat-out wrong, and it will take a few more years for “puzzlingly sluggish” to become “alarmingly sluggish” and then “inexplicable.” In the meantime, they’ll continue to corrupt the economic indicators to prevent panic and try to make everything look rosy. I suspect that economic theory won’t change until the current crop of economists dies and is replaced. As one of the famous physicists of the last century quipped, “Science progresses one funeral at a time.” Until then, the ongoing economic reality will remain “inexplicable.”

The second consequence is inflation. It turns out that the CPI — Consumer Price Index — is so heavily manipulated, it may be as much as eight percent below the real inflation rate. This means that the COLA — Cost Of Living Adjustment –for Social Security is entirely inadequate. And that means that Social Security is gradually becoming irrelevant. Before it gets to Irrelevant, it will pass through the difficult stage of Intolerable, which will send seniors to Washington en masse with torches and pitchforks. Maybe that’s when the psychopaths in Congress are planning to club them all.

The other real problem Social Security faces is politics.

I’m not talking about the recent partisan gridlock, odious as it is. I’m talking about the fact that US Americans have lost control of their own government.

The discussion taking place in Washington about “entitlements” is as clear an indication as anyone could need that the government is entirely decoupled from the needs of people, just as Wall Street is decoupled from the needs of business. Social Security is subject to Congress, and we cannot trust our own Congress because it no longer represents our needs. Congress is currently torn between its own petty court intrigues, and the ill-conceived, short-sighted whims of the class that purchases members of Congress through campaign funding. We, the people, are as irrelevant to Congress as dandelion fuzz.

Perhaps this loss of our Congress merely reflects that, at a deeper level, we’ve lost any sense of national unity — or any sense of communal identity at all.

After all, what do you do with a world-class military superpower when the Great Enemy that defined it — the Soviet Union — up and vanishes? All tanked up and no place to party. Or maybe the big breaking point was the national catastrophe of Vietnam. Or perhaps it goes back to Truman dropping the atomic bomb on Japan. I don’t really know when we stopped being Americans and started being so damned selfish.

You know, we could take great national pride in the way our Social Security program keeps an old black woman in downtown Los Angeles from starving to death. Do we take such pride?

Not to hear people talk. Some sniff and say she should have worked harder and built up an adequate 401K fund for herself; that she’s a leech and worthless drain on society. Others say her kids ought to take better care of her: they fault her as a bad parent if none of them turned out rich. Some fault her for living too long. Some fault her because she’s a single woman. Some fault her because she’s black. Whatever the excuse, it seems that no one wants to put 15.3% of their money in her tin cup. That’s confiscatory taxation. It’s morally wrong.

Wow.

I can understand people who are confused about Social Security. A lot of lies have been told, professionally designed to promote hysteria. You have to do some research to realize that Social Security is a brilliant legacy of a past when it seems people were smarter and better human beings than they are now, and that the program is — apart from the general decay of our whole culture – still fiscally sound: certainly more so than anything Wall Street has to offer. I understand that people simply don’t know this, because they’ve been lied to for so long.

I even understand half of the people who originate the lies: the Wall Street sociopaths, who simply want to suck the Trust Fund — some two and a half trillion dollars — into their three-card Monte game, where most of it will magically vanish into their pockets. I hold them in contempt, but I understand them. They are just commonplace thieves with bottomless appetites who grow fat on the wealth of others. It’s all they know how to do, and they’re good at it.

But there’s this other crowd, this “moral” crowd, that I don’t understand at all: the group of people who think sharing is simply bad. It cannot be tolerated. It must be stopped at all costs. Social Security must be destroyed.

It baffles me.

So what do we do with the old people? Solutions are limited, after all. Do we start clubbing them? Do we hand them Kevorkian kits? Do we just look the other way as they begin to starve or freeze in the bedbug-infested one-room cold-water flats they can afford on their frugal benefits? Do we squeeze the $7000/month nursing care facilities until their staff quits, their facilities degrade, and they become 18th-century asylums where the old sit in their own filth for days on end?

I’m personally proud to be contributing 15.3% of my wages to keeping that old black woman in Los Angeles alive. And some old Jewish man in Brooklyn. And the crazy lady at my Dad’s old care facility who sat at the dinner table and shouted someone’s name every two minutes. And our friend living near her sister in Phoenix who has perhaps already forgotten us. And my mother-in-law who has moved back to Colombia where her pittance of a benefit can actually support her. I’m proud of living in a nation that used to think this kind of thing was important.

I’m deeply ashamed, however, of the current nest of sociopaths on Wall Street and in Congress who are leading this “national discussion” on “entitlements.” As Congresscritters, they should be stripped of their wealth — it could be held in trust for their grandchildren — and forced to live out the remainder of their lives on Social Security. My, wouldn’t that change the discussion!

[1] Nursing care can be had for less than $7000/month. The best prices we found around here were about $6000/month, and it would have been covered by Medicare. We gave that a try. The problem was that the nickel-pinchers in our sociopathic Congress mandated that residents be stacked two to a room, which is cruel and unworkable for many who are in late-stage senile dementia, including (unfortunately) Dad. Because Dad had the house to sell, we opted to upgrade to a single room and spend down his house, giving up the entire Medicare benefit — so we had to pay the full $7000/month out-of-pocket: our inheritance, had we wanted to look at it through the same lens of selfishness that some people do.

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Assassin’s Creed and the Heroic Arc


SPOILER WARNING
I’m going to talk about the ending of Assassin’s Creed III.
You have been warned.


I just finished Assassin’s Creed III late last night. Don’t ask, “How late?”

I felt uneasy with this entire final installment of the franchise. The ending was satisfying, from a story-telling standpoint, but terribly, terribly sad. I’ve been trying to pin down the causes for the sadness. They are many, and multi-layered.

Before anyone gets weird on me, yes, I’m aware it’s “just a video game.” But it’s a video-game medium for telling a story, and stories can certainly make me cry. Indeed, stories are the things that make us feel the most.

The sadness first appeared for me when Connor made his appearance, and persisted. With Connor — the half-breed son of Haytham Kenway and Kaniehti:io — I felt a rush of exactly the same sadness I felt in the three prequels of the Star Wars series, and for much the same reason. It was the sadness of knowing that the story ends in blood.

At some point in the past, I picked up the soundtrack for the Star Wars prequels, and listening to them, I noticed something that I hadn’t noticed at all in the films. Everyone knows John Williams’ The Empire Strikes Back theme: bum bum bum bum pa-dum bum pa-dum. If you say those syllables out loud, you can hear the theme in your head. Darth Vader’s theme. Powerful. Militaristic. Soulless. Cruel.

Get the soundtrack to the first prequel, and listen to Anakin’s Theme: Anakin Skywalker being the child who eventually becomes Darth Vader in the story. I cried when I first realized what John Williams had done in this music, because Anakin’s Theme is exactly the same melody as Darth Vader’s Theme. But it is innocent, gentle, completely without guile or evil. You search for the roots of Darth Vader’s soullessness in Anakin’s theme, and it simply isn’t there. The only foreshadowing in the music is a touch of sadness.

That sadness runs through the three films of the prequel. We know that Anakin is fated to become Darth Vader, because we’ve seen the future. Every victory in the prequels is hollow, every happiness is tinged with sadness, every momentary joy is clouded with horror. The Jedi are to be murdered and scattered, no matter how valiant they are. Anakin’s romance with Princess Amidala is doomed from before they ever met. Senator Palpatine will not be defeated by any of the heroes, nor by Anakin, nor by Yoda himself — he will become the Emperor and the symbol of all power-sought-for-the-sake-of-power throughout the galaxy.

I think this was the reason American audiences could not tolerate the Star Wars prequels — apart from Jar-Jar Binks, of course, who was intolerable in his own right. But even without Jar-Jar, the weight of doom hung over all three prequels: we knew how it was going to end. Not happily.

This was what I felt from the moment Connor appeared, because I knew how the tale of the American Indian turns out. Well, not really — the tribes exist to this day, and will likely outlast the descendants of Europeans in this land. But that lies in a future that I cannot see. The future that I could see — the future for Connor’s 18th-century character, and his people — was bleak. His quest to save his people was hopeless from before the moment he was conceived. He did not know this. But we — the audience — do.

Patricide was prefigured in his birth.

This struggle against Fate is a frequent subject of the ancient myths, and of the deepest stories of Western Civilization. Our modern conceit is that stories have happy endings. In the older stories, this is rarely the case. Cassandra is consumed by madness. King Midas starves in the midst of wealth, alone. Hector and Achilles are slain. Oedipus slays his father and takes his own mother to his bed. The Gods of Asgard face Ragnarok, and they lose. King Arthur is slain by his own son, and Camelot is lost.

The makers of Assassin’s Creed III captured this well-nigh perfectly in the final cinematic sequences of the game.

The assassination of Charles Lee over a shared bottle of whiskey was a masterful touch, playing out a relationship not unlike the relationship between The Batman and The Joker in Bruce Miller’s Dark Knight vision. They were all that either had left in a world that had moved on. Charles Lee, disgraced, sidelined, washed-up, important only in the ravings of the elder (deceased, defeated) Haytham Kenway, a Templar who had clearly lost his connection with the real world; Connor, a half-breed native whose heritage was nothing more than a vile epithet in the mouths and minds of the people now taking the land. The abiding hatred between these two men was the strongest bond either of them had left: indeed, in that last scene, they were closer than brothers, forehead-to-forehead. In the end, Connor had to kill Lee, but only because he had vowed to do so. There was nothing else left. No hatred. No fear. No resistance. No passion. Just a vow to be fulfilled.

The moment when this all came home for me was when Connor cleaned out the basement of the Davenport estate, and threw it all in the fire. At this point, everything is gone. Everything. His friends are gone. His enemies are gone. His people have left their land. And now, even the memories of the plots, the schemes, the characters, the victories, the defeats: all are put into the fire. All he has left is the pain of old injuries.

Even his name is gone: the final resting-place for the all-important amulet he has taken from Lee is buried in the grave of Connor Davenport — not his own grave, but the grave of the child after whom his mentor had named him, a detail that appears only at the end of the story. Even his name is taken from him: it never belonged to him at all.

This is the arc of the heroic journey. Joseph Campbell wrote about this in The Hero With a Thousand Faces. Campbell discusses the hero-journey at length and in detail, but at the end, the hero must return to his people, only to die, ultimately to be forgotten.

My first full introduction to this arc — I must have been in junior high school when I read it the first time — was The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien, and it remains my favorite story. Tolkien handles this return gently — certainly more gently than Assassin’s Creed — but it is exactly the same arc. Even Frodo and Sam, and Merry and Pippin, who have engaged only as small people in a much larger world, must come home again to a still smaller world: a world where they almost no longer belong. In the end, Gandalf and the High Elves and much of the magic of Middle Earth set sail to the True West, never to return. Only the lesser beings may remain. Sam, and Merry, and Pippin. Aragorn, mortal and last of a dying line of heroes. Arwen Evenstar, who has given up her immortality.

You. And me.

The fate of all successful heroes is to become irrelevant, and to be forgotten.

I was much less moved by the intellectual conceit of Juno and Minerva as machine-bound intelligences from an earlier age. It was an interesting ending, in that Desmond chooses to allow Juno to go free and rule the world: this seems inconsistent with the radical individualism of the Assassins, but so consistent with what I have to call the sentimentality (combined with hubris) that pervades modern US American ethics. As Desmond says in as many words, “We’ll figure out some way to stop her.”

He clearly does not understand the powers of a Djinn.

Of course, the Ubisoft folks were setting themselves up for their next project, which will doubtless be a futuristic dystopia in which Juno rules and a small band of rebels — Assassins, maybe, or a Templar/Assassin united underground — seeks to overthrow her onerous rule. To take Minerva’s route and let the world die would be to kill the franchise completely. Ah, sweet Mammon….

Connor’s story was not touched by the franchise requirements. His is the more authentic story, and the sadder because of it.

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Retiring Socks and Violins

I’ve decided to let go of SocksAndViolins. I have too many domains, and while each one is pretty inexpensive, they add up. Especially around Christmas, which is when most of them come due.

Besides, there’s too much socks and violins in the world anyway, right?

I’ve transferred over all of the old blog entries from http://www.socksandviolins.org to here. The old blog was Nucleus-driven, and oddly, WordPress doesn’t have an import mechanism. So I had to do it all by hand, and if anything got garbled, let me know.

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